No. 1: Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel is the celebrity who owns the key to my heart.

You can all go on with the rest of your lives now.

No. 2: Jessica Alba

Finally, now we're getting to the girls I would drop 12 pack of Miller Lite bottles to marry in a heartbeat.

No. 2 on my list of Top 10 celebrities is Jessica Alba.

Photo courtesy of Chickipedia.

And really, there a a million reasons why she should be at the top of the list. But when you get this far on the list, the difference between 1 & 2 is as slim as Nicole Richie.

Zing!

As for Alba, she's great. She is perfectly proportioned with a sparkling smile.

And that's all you can ask for.

So who's No. 1? Stay tuned to find out.

No. 3: Rosario Dawson

Like every tournament, there is a sleeper.

The sleeper in my Top 10 of gorgeous women is Rosario Dawson.

Photo courtesy of Chickipedia.

The eye-catching actress is a mixed bag of goodness as she is part Irish, Native American, African, Puerto Rican and Cuban.

Needless to say it is a recipe for success.

No. 4: Marisa Miller

Shortest. Post. Ever.

This picture alone puts Marisa Miller at the No. 4 spot in my Top 10 list.

That is all.

No. 5: Gabrielle Union

This is where the hot get hotter.

Sounds impossible, and it is quite difficult. But the Top 5 is the hottest of the hot.

And that's where the absolutely beautifully gorgeous Gabrielle Union.

I know someone who made a Top-10 list where Ms. Union was towards the back end of the list. Shame on them. Unless someone comes out of the woodwork, Gabrielle deserves to be among the five hottest women in the world.

But seriously, look at that smile. If you aren't in love right now then you don't have a soul.

No. 6: Scarlett Johansson

Another pretty blond girl finds her way in my Top 10 list as Scarlett Johansson comes in at No. 6.

Not only is she a pretty darn good actress, she's drop dead gorgeous (and most importantly) curvaceous.

Seriously. It's like what the wise prophet Sir-Mix-A-Lot said: "my annaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun."

Truer words have never been spoken.

Most actresses go out of their way to be skinny and skanky. Scarlett, well, she's busty. And I like that.

No. 7: Carrie Underwood

Hot, blond with a little bit of Southern sweetness places Carrie Underwood in the seventh slot on my celebrity crush list.

Carrie busted onto the scene when she won American Idol and hasn't regressed since. She's put out hit after hit after hit and with style, a charming smile and a hell of a voice. No wonder she made this list.

Now while her arch nemesis Jessica Simpson stole Tony Romo (and is currently stealing headlines), Ms. Underwood gets the nod from this TBDS blogger.

No. 8: Mila Kunis

You know that pesky little brat from Family Guy?

Meg, yeah, that's her.

Well, this beautiful young lady to the right is the woman behind her voice.

Yeah, cartoons can be deceiving.

I remember Mila Kunis mostly as "Jackie" from That 70s Show. That was a really good show and even though she was snobby, ditzy and a demanding girlfriend of the stupendously entertaining Kelso, the show's official badass, Hyde, and to a lesser extent, the official eye candy of Fez ... she was always my favorite.

Even when Donna had the red hair.

Stay tuned later today when I reveal the wonderful young lady that owns the No. 7 slot in my heart.

No. 9: Isla Fisher

Ladies and gentlemen, we've got a Stage Nine Clinger.

And I'm not running away from her.

Let's take you through another phase of my life: red heads. I've gone through the days of Lindsay Lohan and Alyson Hannigan to pick the starlet who also happens to be Borat's wife as the hottest redhead on my list.

I think her role in Wedding Crashers was absolutely amazing. Adorable, clingy, cooky ... my kind of girl. And her dad (Christopher Walken's the sh!t) is a high-ranking government official. Can't lose there either.

The fact that she's Australian and probably has an accent just might make me melt like butter.

No. 10 Erin Andrews

She's cute, blond and probably has the ability to get me an extra media pass. That's why Erin Andrews ranks No. 10 on my list of Top 10 celebrities.

This might come as a shock to some, especially those of you who remember the days when I fell in love with girls that had golden locks on a daily basis.

Or those of you who knew that I cherished this picture to the right and the fact that she signed my GameDay poster saying she would love to be my Valentine.

Did I mention she works for ESPN and has some knowledge of sports? Whether it is piped into her ear piece or not ... I don't care? Maybe she could get me Kyle Whelliston's college basketball blogging job.

Just saying.

By making EA my No. 10, I just bought my blog at least 100 hits as her junkies, stalkers and "fans" will stumble upon this site.

My hope is that they come for the pretty girls and stay for the sports talk.