NFL Wild Card Drinking Game Part III

There are times in sports where boozing is necessary.  Especially if you are a Detroit Lions fan.

And if you have nothing better to do than watch football on a Sunday with your friends and a few frosty adult beverages, then you are living the good life. 

The following is an instruction manual on how to watch football, booze up and leave some room to be productive at work on Monday




Packers @ Cardinals

If any of the following occurs, take one drink

• Any time a player gets injured and Kurt Warner is the first one to kneel and pray
  
• Screen shot or mention of Larry Fitzgerald's sports writing dad
  
• Either team runs a play and you think to yourself "Is Ron Turner calling these plays?" (two shots for a run up the middle, finish if the play loses yardage; finish if you find yourself saying "I wish the Bears could run that play after a play that gains yards)
• Reference of Anquan Boldin's contract squabbles
  
• Any screen shot of Brenda Warner
  

 If any of the following occurs, take two drinks

• Whenever Troy Aikman talks about his glory years
  
• Any time a friend references the Paul Rudd/Joe Buck video
  
• Whenever a Packers player's name is obscured by his hair
• Any reference to Kurt Warner bagging groceries
  

If any of the following occurs, finish your drink

• Any mention of Brett Favre
  
• Any time a friend makes a Matt Leinart/college girls joke
  
• Whenever Aaron Rodgers gets sacked
  
• If someone asks if Jermichael Finley was the guy who used to play for the Dallas Mavericks
  

If any of the following occurs, call a designated driver not named "Stallworth":

• If Matt Leinart enters the game.
  

For the record, we're took the Ravens Patriots in the early game and Cardinals today.

Might be the only time you get a Cubs fan to cheer for the Cardinals