NFL Wild Card Drinking Game Part II

There are times in sports where boozing is necessary.  Especially if you are a Detroit Lions fan.

And if you have nothing better to do than watch football on a Sunday with your friends and a few frosty adult beverages, then you are living the good life.  The following is an instruction manual on how to watch football, booze up and leave some room in the tank for game two.

Ravens @ Patriots

If any of the following occurs, take one drink

• Any reference to the Patriots' dynasty
  
• Any reference of the Ravens' 2000 Super Bowl championship
  
• Either team runs a play and you think to yourself "Is Ron Turner calling these plays?" (two shots for a run up the middle, finish if the play loses yardage; finish if you find yourself saying "I wish the Bears could run that play)
• Any mention of Spygate
• Any time you hear "overcoming adversity"

If any of the following occurs, take two drinks

• Any reference to Bill Belichick's wardrobe.
• Any reference of Tom Brady's very attractive wife.
  
• Any mention of John Harbaugh's brother, Jim.
  
• Any time an announcer makes reference to missing Wes Welker
  
• Any reference to former Ravens DC Rex Ryan or the Jets
  

If any of the following occurs, finish your drink

• Announcers reference Ray Lewis' passion
  
• Announcers mention Patriots won more games last year, but missed playoffs
  
• Announcers make note that Tom Brady has never lost a home playoff game
• Any time you hear "these teams know how to win"
  
• Any reference of the Patriots' perfect season
  

If any of the following occurs, make sure you hire a designated driver not named "Stallworth"

• Any time you are reminded Gisele is more attractive than your girlfriend
• Any time you make it known to your girlfriend that she is not as attractive as Gisele.
  

We'll have the Cardinals/Packers drinking game later.